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    pour omnivores

    damn you interwebz

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    never argue with stupid people. they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

    Mark Twain

    people say kim kardashian doesn’t have any talent

    "Walter R. Walsh, a world-class marksman who shot clothespins off laundry lines as a boy and went on to become an FBI legend in shootouts with gangsters in the 1930s, an Olympic competitor and a trainer of generations of Marine Corps sharpshooters, died on Tuesday at his home in Arlington, Va. He was 106."

    world press freedom day. 2014

    "I am now, as I have been for my entire adult intellectual life, keenly aware that gender is a nonsense construction that works as an alibi for social inequality and normative violence. I just don’t fucking think the way to fucking disassembly is through rampant individualism, shit-house writing and the insincere belief that “all women have something valuable to say”. In a public context, some people sometimes have nothing that is of any value to say; viz. Tracey Spicer."

    -Helen Razer

    optimistic oxymorons

    "ten years ago today we finally released what had been my life’s work up to that point: the college dropout. i say ‘finally’ because it was a long road, a constant struggle, and a true labor of love to not only convince my peers and the public that i could be an artist, but to actually get that art out for the world to hear. i am extremely grateful to each and every person along that road who helped, lent an ear, lent their voice, gave of their heart to that project, and to all the projects that followed, and are to come. i am honored and humbled by my fans, for the unwavering support and love over the past ten years. i wake up every day trying to give something back to you that you can rock to and be proud of. ten years later i am still the same kid from chicago, still dreaming out loud, still banging on the door. the doors may be heavier, but I promise you WE WILL BREAK THEM”

    -Kanye West

    we envy you, homer. all we have is our music, our legions of fans, our millions of dollars and our youth. woo-hoo!

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